What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:11

Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good