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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?